an opened letter meant as a liftufp to the parents of babyboots

Dear Parents,
this school has a pattern, evolved sturdily over eons from rote rotating unlicensured sisters, of screaming,berating and physically slapping and spanking boy students.
now if this is where you are insane enough to send your kid, fine
otherwise, there is a perfectly new and ulimtately accessible public school for which your taxes already pay(here that daddyo? you can use that extra booze money at your hankytank hades you so appealing find).
so why not spare the rod and save the child
'specially the boys
because the girls we don't hit hardly ever but us nuns are so angry at the boys for showing some spunk, as mildly as they do , in such a setting
p.s. it is true, actually, that in thirty fourty years,
your young lad will attend sessions of the self-help group(yhear that poppabeerburner?)at which your alcoholism, as swell as his own, will be addressed and over the decades, several(well, two or three, anyhow) ex-nuns(their choice, not mine) will come up and give their former selves their comeuppance and say
ON BEHALF OF THE SCHOOLS WHO BEAT YOU
WE APOLOGIZE
wow that felt almost as good as when in vietnam that one tourist said
thank you (for prolonging a corrupt gov that was doom and deem to fall and thereby causting many millioards more lifetimes) for spraying agent orange all surround us:we never did like the forest no house
at which he will